Look at my new wifi network.
French: You enjoy pastels and wine and taffeta and cake icing and small dogs with nice haircuts and black and white movies and small velvet shoes and balloons. As a child, when you didn’t even know what sex was, you pictured yourself doing it in a hotel that faced the Eiffel tower. You have…
Cause why the hell not.
I’ve been off the interwebs all day, but, omg, IT’S SESAME STREET LIP-SYNCING TO THE BEASTIE BOYS. It has truly been a big news day.
In the fine print of her face
Her eyes are two loopholes.
No, let me start again.
Her eyes are flies in milk,
Her eyes are baby Draculas.
To hell with her eyes.
Let me tell you about her mouth.
Her mouth’s the red cottage
Where the wolf ate Grandma.
Ah, forget about her mouth,
Those of us who think we know
the same secrets
are silent together most of the time,
for us there is eloquence
in desire, and for a while
when in love and exhausted
it’s enough to nod like shy horses
and come together
in a quiet ceremony of tongues
it’s in disappointment we look for…
The only accessory I need.
Vogue March 1, 1947
René Bouché chose a wonderfully simple theme for this cover: A tall woman, dressed to the nines in a high-waisted, long-sleeve black dress, white gloves, and feathered cap, takes her lively little black and brown dachshund for a walk. The illustration graced the March 1, 1947, cover of Vogue.
Holy shit, I’m famous!
To quote one Ms. Mahoney, “shit is blowing up.”
Today, the NYTimes Diner’s Journal reports that a certain Mr. Cirino’s (known most famously from ARASK) new chocolate factory & distillery Cacao Prieto will be opening a pop-up store in the Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory this Saturday. The…
Canine Cosplay of the Day: Do I condone dressing your dog up as Mario? No, I do not condone dressing your dog up as Mario. But, then again, zOMG MARIO DOG!!!11 LOLOLOLOL.
Costume for sale here.
Giraffa camelopardalis dogs
Love it so much. F off Palin.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has the words “Eggs, Milk,
Bread, Hope, Change” written in marker on his hand as he briefs reporters after President Barack Obama made an unannounced visit to the James Brady Briefing Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Feb. 9, 2010. Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been seen with hand written notes on her hands in recent public appearances. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)